Hey there, supermoms and parenting pros! 🦸♀️🍼 We know you're already experts at managing chaos and conquering diaper disasters, but every forum needs its own set of ground rules to keep the peace.
Think of it as the 'Mom Code of Conduct' to help us all thrive in this digital village.
So, without further ado, let's dive into the 'Rules for Bad-A$$ GYGM supermoms!' 🚀💬
Kiddie Lingo Only: No jibber-jabber in grown-up talk! We communicate in 'goo-goos' and 'ga-gas' here. Kidding, but do keep it (mostly) family-friendly, ladies! 🤣
Pacify the Drama: Drama queens belong in bedtime stories, not our forum. Let's keep it drama-free like a toddler's naptime.
Naptime for Trolls: Trolls will be promptly put in timeout. We believe in timeouts, even for online bullies. 🙅♂️🚫
No Mom Jeans Required: But a sense of humor is! We're all here to share laughs, advice, and epic mom fails (we've all been there).
Sharing is Caring: Share your wisdom, experiences, and that secret snack stash hiding spot! 🍫
Superhero moms not superhero medics: let's share our experiences but remember we are not experts, this forum is not a replacement for professional medical advice. Listen to your GP first mamas!
Spam Alert: Unless it's canned and goes great with mac 'n' cheese or rice, we don't want it. No spamming or advertising, please!
Hug It Out, Emoji-Style: If you disagree, send a 'virtual hug' emoji instead of a 'virtual mud pie' emoji. 🤗🍰
Moderators = Mom-erators: Our moderators are like mom-erators. They'll keep things in line and hand out 'timeouts' as needed. Be nice to each other mamas!
LOL or BRB: Laughter and bonding over baby brain moments are encouraged. If you need a break, just say 'BRB' (Baby's Really Bawling).
High Fives for Helpfulness: When someone offers help or shares their 'mom wisdom,' give them a virtual high five! 🖐️✨
Virtual Babyproofing: No babyproofing needed, but don't forget to respect each other's privacy. 👶🔐
Potty Talk Allowed: But keep it clean, ladies! We're all about potty training tips, not potty mouths filled with hate speech, discrimination and bigotry, flush that crap down the toilet, please! 🚽
Disclaimer: the GYGM mamas in this forum are only responsible for their kids, not responsible for the accuracy of information shared by members.
Golden Rule Reminder: Treat others the way you want to be treated, just like we teach our little ones. 🌟
Let's keep this forum fun, fabulous, and full of mom magic!
Welcome to the 'Mommyhood Mafia' – where the only crime is running out of baby wipes. 😉👩👧👦
Now, go forth and chat about all things mom-tastic!"